Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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