Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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