How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
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you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
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Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana