Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
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I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
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Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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