Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I'm having to shit out rocks
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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