she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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