Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I want to fling myself into the sun
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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