I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
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I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
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I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize