We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
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my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
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There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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