he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
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I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
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