Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
birth control should be required to get into college
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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