There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
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I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
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All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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