sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
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This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
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The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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