You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
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Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
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I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Help. Why am I so naked?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
There's even glitter on my cock...
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