Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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