I need help removing her.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
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My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
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We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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