At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
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I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
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He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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