My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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