okay pat passed out under dana's car
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
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Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
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He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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