I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
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ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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