i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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