So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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