rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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