Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
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Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
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I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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