What a fucking waste of an outfit
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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