I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
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he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
My day in three words: secret purse cake
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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