I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
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I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
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Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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