I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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