I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Maybe he injected his testicle?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I need water and some morals
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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