I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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