real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Randomize
