Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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