when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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