you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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