Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
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Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
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You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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