Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
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my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
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Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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