She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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