i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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