Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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