There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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