what if I'm pregnant?
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i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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