so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
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I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
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Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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