So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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