Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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