uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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