super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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