I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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