Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
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Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
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WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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