Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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