who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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