: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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