do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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