jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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