Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
