I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
