Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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